What Happened Today? | 8.31.21
Today on Main Street no one was reading anyway.
Today on Main Street no one was reading anyway.
Today on Main Street things will get worse and better.
Today on Main Street homophobes and rapists were featured on a big album.
Today on Main Street terrorists are getting out of the heroin game.
Today on Main Street terrorists are terrified of each other.
Today on Main Street a leader lied.
Today on Main Street a hundred million dollars made a podcaster less popular. More algorithms are biased. Mickey D's ran out of milkshakes. A porn app likes pornography after all.…
Today on Main Street a rolling stone will gather moss.
Today on Main Street we're short on well-allocated funds and bus drivers.
Today on Main Street history repeated.