What Happened Today? | 3.23.21

Today on Main Street a prince got a job. Reparations for slavery were agreed to be paid by a mid-sized Chicago suburb. A mass shooter trended on Twitter because “He’s Muslim”. A third-string vaccine company lied to the public. Voters decided whether or not to reelect an Israeli prime minister with bribery and fraud charges for a fourth term. I went to bed on time for once.