What Happened Today? | 4.13.21

Today on Main Street police broke the law. The worst vaccine hit pause. News broke of a shooting at a Knoxville high school. Jake Paul was accused of sexual assault. Japan dumped nuclear waste into the ocean. Sustainable energy came from a sweatshop. An Indian cricket stadium pursued a monopoly. Fake money made real money. The theater where It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World premiered shut down. I stared into the face of the universe and came twice in 30 seconds.