Today on Main Street the Chicago police killed a Latino boy. A cryptid turned out to be a croissant. A superpower faced commercial and economic penalties from another superpower for distributing a software virus. A Florida Man paid a sex trafficker to pay underaged girls for sex. There are not enough vaccinations in Africa. Brazil has the highest viral death rate in the world. A black woman became the president of ABC News for the first time. A panel voted to create a commission to consider paying reparations. I hung out with four aliens and got permission to Crip Walk.