Today on Main Street fake money crashed. European soccer players sold their souls for real money. News broke of a mass shooting at a dive bar in Wisconsin. News broke of a domestic shooting in an Austin neighborhood. News broke of 50 mass shootings in the U.S. in the past two months. A fire burned books in Cape Town. A friend gave a presentation while I crashed on a beanbag beneath the weight of the projector and some jungle juice. After 20 takes we got it alright.