What Happened Today? | 4.8.21

Today on Main Street people bought more luxury cars. A charity NFT went up for auction. The European Court of Human Rights is a pro-vaxxer. The new president told the U.S. Department of Justice to think about guns. Protestors blew up a bus in Northern Ireland. A billionaire mind-controlled a monkey. I bought duct tape, a can opener, shoelaces, and some lemonade from a Food Lion. My brother gave me an Awesome Point for “The illusion of choice in a late-stage capitalist society.”