What Happened Today? | 8.25.21

Today on Main Street a hundred million dollars made a podcaster less popular. More algorithms are biased. Mickey D’s ran out of milkshakes. A porn app likes pornography after all. The baby on the cover of one of the greatest albums of all time does not. The guy who brings middle aged men the morning news got Me Too’d. I fought with a ghost on a beach and made up with a mermaid.